Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association

Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association
Brewers of Hardy Rides.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Slender Fungus searching for Gumby

The back of the famous Jacket.

One of our brigade commanders spotted this suspicious Quilt van down in Kentucky. Is Gumby behind the wheel???

Then we headed south and again no cigar.

Where the heck is Gumby??

This is the man the Slender Fungus is looking for.

B.B. and I got out late tonight in search of Gumby. Last time we rode with him he had taken off fast almost breaking our legs. He then turned around and rode into the darkness. We have not seen him since. According to our Slender Fungus Intelligence brigade he has been spotted in some remote Quilt Shows in the areas of Illinois and possibly Iowa. We believe he is doing recon work for the Slender Fungus and is in search of more Gravel goodness. Whatever the case is if you see a rider dressed completely in black with a Gum Trucking jacket, Black Gary Fisher Presidio Cyclo-cross bike be advised to let us know. We need to have a word with him.
If you have any info on his whereabouts please contact the Slender Fungus Cycling Association Headquarters or just call the Bike shop. In any case you will be compensated with a finger of whiskey or a strong cup of coffee.




DKPL said...

"Now some say he's doin' the obituary mambo
Now some say that he's hangin' on the wall
Perhaps this yarn is the only thing that holds this man together
Some say that he was never here at all

Some say they saw him down in Birmingham
Sleepin' in a boxcar goin' by
And if you think that you can tell a bigger tale
I swear to god you'd have to tell a lie

The Mutt said...

Blankets. Not quilts.

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