Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association

Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association
Brewers of Hardy Rides.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

MIND THE FAG CAR DRIVERS!


It has been widely accepted by all the cycling community that all bike riders, specially the ones that ride nice bikes, wear jerseys,cycling shorts, sunglasses and helmets are Fags.
It is for this reason that we came up with these T-shirts. We just want to spread some awareness. Even though all cycling people are Fags we still have families, sometimes we are parents of small and big children that need us for support,food and shelter.
With the advent of carbon fiber and light materials we sometimes find ourselves atop of bicycles that weigh a lot less than 20 lbs. To make a comparison that is like a large bag of McDonald's food, probably less that a 12 pack of Schlitz, or a 12 pack of burritos.
So to all you fuckin' drivers that try to kill us out there:

WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL MIND THE FAGS.

ARI