Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association

Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association
Brewers of Hardy Rides.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Winter Storm Warning, Dopplar, Winter weather Watch, Catastrophe,

The storm crippled De Kalb county last night and brought vehicles to a crawl. Suvs lined the ditches texting tow trucks for a pull. Miracously the Slender Fungus association was able to escape for a hard winter ride via studded tires provided by Innova and Nokian. After an incredible headwind with skin tearing snow we drank some green tea from a thermos and returned home to thaw. Some members were believed to be eating mass amounts of italian deli meats while others hid under maternal skirts in the footy pijamas. One other member was believed to be handicapped due to extensive texting of the phrase "I love you ".
good times, good times indeed.

total riding time 2 hours +



Anonymous said...

I am sure Italian deli meats can be safe housed along the Great Western Trail in 7.5 mile intervals...details forthcoming.

Ari said...

Man, I never thought about that. What about the animals that might pick up a scent and end up eating it. I also think the GWT needs a fire pit in a couple of intersections for warming up.

Charlie Farrow said...


Gordiedog said...

When we do long training runs on the Prairie Path we have someone store a cooler full of Gatorade and gels the night before that might be helpful.

bluecolnago said...

awesome!!! :)

Ari said...

When it comes to food and bev you guys have great ideas. I was thinkin of having a gun so I can shoot one of many bunnies that roam around the trail.