Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association

Headquarters for the Slender Fungus Cycling Association
Brewers of Hardy Rides.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Shaking off some cobwebs

700x40mm Ritchey Speedmax. My beloved Thomson Setback post with my 20 year old Rolls Saddle. Unbeatable.




Mr. Farmer tried to farm here. Mother Nature kept saying no and finally won.
Lots of Blue Herons like to hang out here.



Came home feeling not that great. I had a stomachache, toothache, my legs felt like mossy logs and my head was a mess. I ate some pasta with marinara sauce and I was kicked out the door by the wife. She told me I should go ride. I took my tip check from the restaurant and decided to ride to the bank and back. That would make it a 50 mile round trip. I was really happy to have packed a jacket and a bandana. I used the bandana on the way out since the GWT was infested with bugs.There were Billions of bugs, no kidding. I saw two ladies walking dogs and they had those hats with the netting on them. They told me no matter what I did I should just keep moving. I cruised at what seemed a high speed since I made my 25 mile mark in about 1 hour 15 minutes using my cross bike with the 40mm Ritcheys. My aches and pains started to go away. The legs started to settle in and my head started to clear. I just could not shake the pain in my tooth. The more it hurt, the more whisky I kept sipping and hitting the sore spot with. I pretty much had a tail wind all the way out to South Elgin.
As I made my deposit I put on my jacket, readjusted the bandana and put on the headlamp. I kept watching the flag in amazement. As I changed my gear around the flag went from a west wind to a northeast wind. Weird. I rode home with another tailwind and ended up clocking the 50 miles in 3 hours 13 minutes. Drank 2 bottles of wather, 1 Gu and 2 oz of Bushmills whiskey.
Sometimes we all just need to get out and shake them cobwebs away. The cooler temps imediately put people inside and the roads were calm and collected. Rode the Salsa Chili Con Crosso and really enjoyed the ride.
Best,

aRi

Friday, June 25, 2010

Tuesday night riding

Slender Fungus Loan and Trust.



GWT on cheater bikes.



Sorry I missed T.J's email in concerns to tire choice for the GWT. Tuesday night we headed out on our long night ride to S. Elgin. In order to honor the summer with the thinnner tires we took the cheater bikes. Gumby and I were on the Cannondale Caad 9 and the Orbea Carboner. We both rode 23mm tires pumped at 120 lbs. Some parts were slick due to excessive recent rain but when we got on the pavement we were rolling fast. Good times on the night rides. Maybe some night others will join. It is no longer cold, freezing, snowy, icy, foggy, etc.

stats for the ride
78.28 kms
max 57.5
timer 3:07.21 hrs
av. 25.1 kmph

Monday, June 21, 2010

Sunday Riding

Most excellent Mowers Rd.



Peaceful, no cars, no people.



Gumby and the Pre-fab that he lusts for


Crossbikes Galore.




Gumby and I got out on Sunday morning for a long one. We decided to take the crossbikes since there was going to be a combo of surfaces to ride on. I got up really really early and met up at 6:00 for the long one. I took the Gunnar Crosshairs. Packed up 3 bottles, was wearing a light jacket and had the rain jacket packed in a Thomson bag and strapped to the frame. We ended up riding 94 miles. With about 20 miles worth of bumpy gravel. Got chased by a fair amount of doggies. Route basically went to Steward, Franklin Grove, Oregon and then back to Sycamore. Route will be on Mapmygayride. When we left Oregon I had 4 full bottles and Gumby 3+ We drank a lot of electrolytes and kept the nutrition up. I had no cramping at all and Gumby a bit that soon went away. Drinking lots of fluids is key to making rides in this range.
Nutrition for the ride

6 20 oz bottle 2 with Carbo rocket, 4 with Camelbak Elixir tablets
4 packs of No caffeine Gu
1 pack of keebler Cheddar Cheese Crackers (79 cents)
1 cup of coffee for breakfast
2 slices of Multigrain toast with Smart Balance Spread with 3 slices of Cheddar Cheese.

Drank lots of fluids when I got home but was not very hungry. Gunnar worked flawless. Been running a Speedmax in front and a heavy-duty Vredestein Spider Commuter tire in back 700x40c.

Noxzema withstood the whole ride with no irritation or discomfort. Feet got a bit hot since I did not use powder.

No hat under helmet keeps head cooler.

Sorry for the personal notes,

best,
a
r
i





Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Wednesday Nite Ride

Gumby in shorts and a jersey!



A nice sunset out in corn-landia


Powerline is now open. Now go run it or ride it. Burn it in.



This Trek Hybrid came in with and erection.
The repair tag specified: "Kickstand Adjustment"
What a roaring laugh when we saw it!!!!!!!!!!








Gumby and I made a run out to South Elgin on the cross bikes. It was kind of a quick one and the weather was fine, perhaps too nice. It has to be the first time we have ridden together where we did not wear jackets on the way back. We rode on the road, some gravel and the GWT. Saw some crazed Deer jumping around like nuts. I drank water and was fueled up by the Falafel Sandwiches the dear wife made from scratch. Took the opportunity to ride to the bank and deposit some checks. Rode the Gunnar and as always it was a fantastic ride. I can't wait to get some cash and set up some Chris Keeng components on that trusty old frame. We were so pleased to have Johanna visit from Gunnar/Waterford bikes. She is so knowledgeable about fitting and frames. It was a joy to chat with her. Thank you for coming down!
We are looking to introduce maybe one or more new members to the Slender Fungus Cycling Association. Our requirements are pretty low key:
We don't really ride during the day.
We spend lots of money on lights
We have tons of winter clothing
We hang out in dark areas when we take breaks
We have been know to try to start fires in the winter to keep from freezing.
We love winter.
Studded tires, Pugsleys, Cross bike, 29ers, Gimp bikes prefered.
We sometimes go out on Cheater Bikes, but don't deem the miles we pedal on them worthy.
Rides start around 9 pm and go to 11:30, 12:00 a.m., 12:30 a.m.
We sometimes try to hurt each other.
We love to fight dogs.

there is more but I need my whiskey.

best
a
r
i

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Off to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

It was warm, cloudy and breezy in the land of beer and cheese


The girls cruising the Riviera



Went up to Lake Geneva for a Picnic and some beach time with the little one. Not a bad drive since it only takes us about an hour to get there. There is some traffic getting through Woodstock, il since there is construction. We also found out that Kettle Morraine trails are not that far away from Lake Geneva. Tomorrow morning I am hoping the old alarm will sound off so I can do a pre work ride. I am taking tonight off to catch up with some pesky bill paying.
On bike stuff I have received the 29er Velocity Blunt rim so I can finish the Surly 1x1 project. I still have to save up for the White Industries Disc Eno Hub for the back. I am excited to get back on the bike and have dug myself out of the post Trans Iowa Hole. I really like our family trips since it gives us some time to spend together in the summer. I am absent during the week since we work a lot at the shop. Once the weather changes the good training rides will comence.
best,

Ari

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

back to basics

Gumby hiding in the dark



Trusty old Steed



mama turtle laying some eggs.



Riding out of the house, soon to be doning a jacket, as usual.




After last nights efforts I really wanted to ride my cross bike. Gumby and I weren't sure if we were going to hook up for a Slender Fungus session but the mighty towers gave the clear go and off we were into the darkness. We had a bit of a tail wind going into st. charlies and were booking at a decent pace. Saw the neat turtle, lots of deer, racoons and heard a Party of Coyotes singing us a song. Small break at the trailhead and then headed home. I had no dinner which was great cause I did not have that full feeling while riding. I went through both bottles, had a banana and a couple of no caffeine Gus. We ended the night with 42 miles and this did feel like a real ride. No offense to "skinny tired bikes"
best,
Ari

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Slender Fungus rides again

Post ride hangout by the Gum Truck. Notice "skinny tired bicycles"



New secret hangout. There is absolutely no lighting at this location.




HEllmuts new "skinny tired bike"
Serrotta Legend Titanium
Sram Rival 10 speed
handbuilt wheels
ritchey stem, post, fork
Noodle bars, Lizard skins tape,King headset
Speedplay pedals, Conti Four Season Tires,
Physical Saddle
Cateye Wireless Strada Computer
One mean road Grabber





Commuting to work Via Powerline trail
There is where the poison ivy comes from
Pugsley 2010 frame
adventure fork
new Larry tires
Mr. whirly cranks,
32x22 front chainrings
12x32 rear cassette
Shimano rapidrise rear der
no front der
suntour xc pro thumbshifter
titec ti bars, control tec stem
ergon grips
control tec seatpost, crap saddle
bb 7 brakes, xt brake levers
35 lbs of muscle building steel bike





Gumby and I finally got out on the bikes to do some night riding. You see when you ride in the daytime you have to deal with the burning sun, lots more traffic, and ugly sights. At night the temps cool off, there is less cars out and you kinda blend into the landscape. Believe it or not we were out on "Road Bikes". Yes, you heard that right. Gumby was on his Full Carbonium Orbea and I was aboard the Mario Cipollini "best bike" Cannondale. I complained the whole ride as how we were not really riding and merely cheating on these bikes. I was afraid to post this since some of the DBD members up in the northern lands might read it and chastise us. Anyway, I don't know what say except that we ended up with a quick 40 mile ride. Took Rich rd all the way west to Malta went north to Old state, dodged some rain hiding in Adee Woods. and then rolled north on Malta to Kirkland then headed north on Pearl to Baseline headed east to 23 and then came back on brickville. We really missed Hellmut since he was on a special mission tonight and it is the last time he will be excused for not showing up. We will be rolling on road bikes for a short time until we get back on the "dirty" bikes, which is where the soul is.

best,

a
r
i