Saturday, July 27, 2013

Guitar Ted Death Ride Invitational Ride July 14th, 2013

Hello folks, 
I just wanted to add some links to flickr photos that Mauricio Babilonia and I have posted. 
Enjoy the photos and if you have any out there send us a link!
thanks and we hope to see you soon again.
Ari

Here are Mauricio Babilonia's Photos:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mababo/sets/72157634670335618/



Here are my photos:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/20897064@N02/sets/72157634712356016/

Thursday, July 25, 2013

The Slender Fungus Cycling Association Announces The Demi-Dirt 200




The Slender Fungus Cycling Association is happy to announce the 
Demi-Dirt 200
It will take place on August 18th, 2013
Departure will take place
from The Slender Fungus Headquarters
in 
Westmont, IL. 
Departure time will be 
3:30 a.m. 
ride will head west targeting the White Pines forest preserve, Oldest in Illinois, and then head towards Polo, IL for re-supply. 
IF you are interested in joining us please leave a comment below. 
We will be arriving to Sycamore around 7:00 a.m. and then continuing west. If you like to meet us there let us know so we can arrange our route. 
thanks. 
We will be riding cross bikes with Touring tires since this ride will be a blender with Asphalt and Gravel mixed. Self supported ride with stops at gas stations and other establishments. We plan on riding all day and getting some good miles in before the summer is over. Bring good attitude, a camera and some food. 
As a lot of you can remember we had a most excellent ride called the Fruit Loop a little while ago. 
This ride is in remembrance of that. 
We never tire of this view

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Summer Happenings.

It sure was nice to ride the Death Ride. It was an amazing time and I really enjoyed meself. I think about that day as I stand at my work station and tune up department store bikes, fix flats and trouble shoot creaky carbon road bikes. I have tried, with little succcess, to stay away from my gravel bikes. 
You see I have a nice collection of road bikes that have been gathering dust. So for a little while I have been stretching out the legs on my Surly Steamroller and My Rivendell Heron. 
The guys at the shop and I are trying to meet up on Tuesday Mornings and Sunday Mornings. The rides are fast and they really shake up the legs. 
So, the next ride that Dereek Von Weider and I are thinking about is a long assault road ride. We are thinking of a 200 mile range all done in a day. Probably leaving my house at dark thirty in the morning and riding all day.
more to come as things solidify. 
best, 
Ari 

We visited this single room school and learned  quite a bit on how things functioned back then. 

Night rides are so enjoyable in the summer. 

Sunday road ride

Sunday road ride. 

Our container garden. 

Light pollution. 

It never gets dark where we live. 

Flowers on EPO. 

Sitting outside until late. 

I rode this 29er cruiser around the garden center in Walmart.
Not bad. 

Dereek Von Weider dressed as a roadie. 

My co-workers Mikey and Snake

The girls burning some wood. 

Some of these toys still amaze me. 

Night photos. 

My Trans Iowa rig hanging out alone. 

Soon, soon it will be gravel time again. 

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Guitar Ted Death Ride Invitational ride Report. July 14th, 2013

First of all I would like to thank Guitar Ted for the opportunity to do the route for the Death Ride. This task had me obsessing over maps, driving to Iowa as much as possible and just wanting everyone to have a great time and really enjoy the beauty of Jackson County and Iowa. I am very much in debt with my lovely wife for helping out in the mapping and co-piloting as we drove endless miles of gravel and even ventured out on some of the B-roads with our trusty Forester. Thanks to everyone for their support of gravel, for coming out, for being who you are and for being so friendly. This is why I am so enamoured with the gravel scene. 
I was fortunate enough to get saturday off the restaurant. WE drove to my inlaws to drop off my younger daughter so she could spend some quality time with grandma. We then took route 30 out of IL to get towards the river. We met up with Bonk King and T.J. and settled in our rooms. It was great to hang out with those cats and catch up with what is going on in their busy lives. We met up with Mark in the parking lot and went over some details. 
Dinner was had at the Bombfire Pizza in Sabula, Iowa. We drank  some Stouts and called it a night. 
I guess I slept alright. I took a dive in the pool and loosened up some muscles in the hot tub. That felt really good. We prepped the bikes and had them ready to go. We doze off and before you know it the alarm went off. 
Everyone met at the Visitor Center and after some words by Mark and meself we were off towards the route. WE headed west on 64 and took 67 south. After a couple of miles we turned right onto 21st street. We heard the exclamations of 
approval as the group started to hit the rollers. It was a cool morning but we would be in for a long, hot day of riding in the sun. The stronger group always waited and the whole ride was going great. 
We all met up at Maquoketa and took over the Casey's. I think this was a good choice since we had food, drink, coffee and facilities we could use. We overwhelmed them a bit but the business was welcome. 
At this point the groups would split and the short route would be returning to complete the 63 mile loop. The Long route continued north taking Ansel Briggs Highway until we hit Dark Hollow road. The hills started in ernst and my singlespeed choice made me wonder. I turned a 34x18 while Dereek Von Weider turned a 39x19 and A.G. was on a Monkey with 33x18. We rocked a lot of the hills and did really well with those machines. I cannot express enough about my Selma Ti. 
The further north we went the more severe the hills got. We also encountered some surprise B roads that I had not seen on my scouting. All in all the long route encountered aprox 8 stretches of B roads. Some were tame and others were a test of strength and Balance. We hit Hilken Hill to completely kill the legs. The singlespeeders did some walking on this one. 
Once arrived in St. Donatus we settled in for a meal and ate tons of food. Back on the road again we switched the route for a better suggestion from Lance Andre. Another b road was conquered. We also stopped at a Natural Spring to cool off and get more water. I was feeling great. I kept drinking and drinking and also stetching on the stops. I wasn't very hungry but I kept drinking tons of water with Nuun. I had some slight cramping which I cure with more Nuun and a Sweet and Savory bar. 
We had another larger stop in Bellevue and then we hit the monster hills on 407th ave. We arrived in Green Island and detoured since it was getting dark. Craig Irving and his pal road part of that route and came in after we did. It had gotten really dark. We finished the Death Ride at 9:20 P.M. with 138 miles, Av of 11.6 mph and my max was 44 mph. 
Dereek Von Weider and I washed up with a hose, grabbed some Subway and headed home. I was really tired at this point and had a real hard time keeping it straight. Dereek slept like a baby and occasionally asked if I was alright. 
I cannot express enough what a great day it was on the bike. Thank you to everyone that made the trip out to Sabula and made the ride so special. Thanks to Lance Andre for  making those subtle changes to the route. Thanks to Chris Paulsen for the help on the route. And again thanks to Guitar Ted for letting me help with the routing. It was a pleasure and honor to do it. 
Best, 
Ari 
Slender Fungus Cycling Association. 
The Bonk King says that when he crosses the river his blood pressure drops dramatically. I agree


My loyal Slender Fungus members. 

They make a nice Stout

My boys were amazed at the magazine collection. 

TJ got into a fight and beat up a bunch of Harley guys. He then took their motorcycles. 

The wife's Bleriot with 650b x 2" tires. It rides like butter. 

Tj's All City Space Whore. Rocking the Schwalbe Hurricanes. 

My beloved Selma Ti with Ghetto Tubeless. All day comfort. 

Now that Guitar Ted addressed the Crowds at this location it has become the Slender Fungus's Shrine. From now until eternity this location will become holy to us. 

The group getting last minute instructions. 

My good friend Ricardo made the trek along with Snake to ride Iowa Gravel. 

This man gets the smile award. He rode strong, was always friendly to others and climbed like Pantani.

An honor to ride with Lance and Tracy Andre. 

The wife rode strong and had a blast. 

The amazing roads of Iowa. What a beautiful State. 

The groups always reunited at key intersections. 

Much food was consumed in St Donatus. 

Great group shot at the spring. Craig Irving decided to get naked and go swimming. 

I rode this road with Jakey La Cruz and shot some nice photos. Rapha you are so jeaulous. 

407 av heading south. I was to walk this beast while Dereek Von Weider would climb it singlespeed like a goat. 

Ricardo , Snake and A.G.

My trusty Slender Fungus buddy Gumby rocking his new Fargo. 
Dereek von Weider wanting more Iowa miles. """ I don't want this to end, he cried"""

It was getting dark around 9 pm. 




The rest of the photos I will upload ot Flickr and add the link below here. 


Wednesday, July 10, 2013

GUITAR TED DEATH RIDE INVITATIONAL JULY 14TH, 2013 5:00 A.M. JACKSON COUNTY VISITOR CENTER

Here is the link to Guitar Ted's Blog regarding the Death Ride which will take place on July 14th, 2013 at 5:00 a.m. Sharp,Sharp,Sharp. The ride will start at the Jackson County Visitor Center located on the intersection of Rte 64 and rte 52. 
Here is the Link:
http://g-tedproductions.blogspot.com/2013/07/guitar-ted-death-ride-invitational.html


Below I will point out some stuff that I was thinking of:
1) Be there on time. Ride starts at 5:00 a.m.
2) This is a self supported ride. You are on your own.
3) We will have cues and this is a no drop ride. 
4) It is not a race. Don't even try it. 
5) You must wear a helmet because we are not bringing a spatula to scrap up brain. 
6) It will be hot and sunny. That means bring water, and protection from the sun if you tend to burn. 
7) Lube your crotch cause Dereek and I have hamburger butt already. 
8) Bring food, supplies, tools, tubes, anything you might need. 
9) If you need to bail have a plan to get back to your car.
10) Sabula and Bellevue have camping. Super 8 is in Savanna, IL. 
11) Water will be possible in Miles,Preston, Maquoketa,La motte, St Donatus, Bellevue.
12) You will need to bring a light to see where you are going and a rear blinker. The ride will start in the dark. At dusk you will need lights too. 
13) Bring photographic devices to take lots of pictures.

I cannot think of anything else right now. Please let Guitar Ted and I know who is coming. We are still wanting to get numbers. 
Below is the list that I think will be:
1)Guitar Ted
2)Steve Fuller 
3)Ricardo S. 
4)Snake
5)Dereek Von Weider
6)Jakey La Cruz
7)Ari 
8)Jamie
9)Agatha G. 
10)Mauricio Babilonia
11)T.J.
12) Bonk King
13) The Llama
14) Brett Beebe
15) Craig
16) Josh Lederman
17) Grant Foster 
18) Iowa Gravel
19) B.B. 
20) Ross
21) Todd Saunders
22) Charles Showwalter
23) Kurt Stephens
24) Doc Chris P.
25) Lance Andre
26) Mike Feller

Please let me know  if you want to be added to the list. 
Ari and the Slender Fungus 
I miss the Otter and will think of him at the ride.
He moved to Atlanta and has been wreaking Havoc since. Otter, We love you.
Ari